Lets Ninja, Shall we?

 

Geez, it sure was lucky for Moped Ninja that there was a jumping castle set up, at night, in the middle of the city. Some guys have all the luck, I suppose. Oh, and don’t worry,  I’m sure those two kids will be fine. Their parents probably caught them, or maybe they landed on another jumping castle that was set up, at night, in the middle of the city. They Definitely did NOT come crashing down headfirst onto the sidewalk and suffer horrific injuries. Probably.

Also, I may as well bring it up while I’m here, who the heck yells FRUITCAKES! when they are about to die? You’re weird, Moped Ninja.