Let’s Ninja!

Oh dear, poor can of Pepsi never stood a chance. Oh and poor Bob too I guess. It’s OK Bob, we’ve all been there. I would say that was an over reaction, but TOE STUBBING REALLY FRICKING HURTS A LOT! Even for ninjas.
At least your My Little Poninja is still there for you. She’ll keep you warm on cold nights. She’ll call you on the phone when your away on ninja business. She’ll sing you sweet ninjabies (ninja lullabies, not ninja babies) when you can’t sleep. She’ll pass you the salt when it’s out of your ninja reach. She’ll add sugar to your coffee because even though you’re sweet enough, she knows you like sugar. And so on.